Monthly Archives: April 2007

Microwave advice

Do not accidentally put an extra zero into your microwave console when heating a frozen burrito.

The yellow-grey smoke that will pour from your microwave will create a choking cloud that will force you from your home.

The burrito was an Amy’s Organic Indian wrap, with spinach and tofu wrapped in a tortilla. After removal, it was a brick of charcoal. The plate it was on cracked in two.